The Weatherman Says…

Not much to say about the weather at the moment. Mild - mild according to the north pole or Alaska or Siberia - due to our beautiful Gulf Stream. Damp - like a Cape Town winter or a sponge that has been lying in an empty bath overnight. Air pressure not as low as Tiger Woods' new world golf ranking (5!) and the outlook ain't much better either. Sky grey - like the pelts of the mice that have fortunately vacated my kitchen since I napalmed them with voodoo and homemade rat hooch.

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